Friday, April 26, 2013
Noah's Ark
One of the more popular, well known fairy tales out of the bible is the story of Noah's Ark and the commonly plagiarized great flood myth. It is quite a ridiculous story it would appear to be written to entertain children, but in reality 6.9 BILLION people on this planet believe it to be truth and historical documentation. I'll summarize it in basic. God had created the entire universe and earth, aside from god's omniscience and ability to see the future, god becomes discontent and dissatisfied with the human beings he created, so he decides to murder every man, woman, boy, girl, disabled person, fetus and elderly on planet earth. All with the omission of a desert dwelling, 600 year old, alcoholic man and his family of seven. His name was Noah. God instructed Noah to to build a large water craft three hundred cubits long, fifty cubits wide, and thirty cubits high. God also demanded that two of every species of animal male and female were to accompany Noah and his family along with all the provisions and basics necessary to nourish for over one hundred and fifty days. So Noah did what his god allegedly told him. You get the picture. Just think about it. Really consider this story and ask yourself if it could realistically happen. A bronze age man, building a giant boat (134 meters long,22.5 meters wide and 131 meters tall) carrying a low estimate of six million animals (two of every kind in existence, from every drastically different habitat and ecosystem of the world, perhaps more because of extinction to this day) eight human beings, all the food for the people and animals and all their excrement combined. Given the size of the ark, and the occupants, every person and animal had roughly 6.5 square millimeters to walk about on the ark. THIS NEVER HAPPENED IT IS COMPLETE BULLSHIT!!!!
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you should never even believe in such a story anyways does it really make sense to believe that one 600 hundred year old man could build such a boat as the ark. First of all at that time nobody would have even really been able to live past the age of 30 and to have gathered a pair of every animal on the planet is complete bullshit. Do people really believe in something this fucking stupid what proof do they fucking have that the entire world flooded there is not enough water on the entire planet to completely cover every single bit of landmass.
ReplyDeleteYeah for real. how do eight Bronze-Age humans over five hundred years old built a watercraft the size of a football stadium with only felled trees and pitch? They were living in the burning desert. There are so many questions to be asked about this ridiculous children's story. Check out:
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